CookieLivcat

1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your DA page.
2. Tell you a color you remind me of.
3. Tell you what element I believe you belong to (e.g. water, fire, air, etc.).
4. Tell you which of your deviations is my favourite.
5. Ask you a question, and you must answer.
6. Tell you something I like about you or your art.
7. Give you a nickname.
8. Tell you what am I doing right now.
9. Tell you what food/ flavor/smell you remind me of.
10. Tell you to do this in your journal too, if you haven't already

i got tagged like 1 million times so i figured i'd make a masterpost

RULES:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, create new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons in the journal.
4. Go to their profile and tell him/her that you have tagged them.
5. No tag backs.
6. No crap in the tagging section about "if you are reading this you are tagged" you can only tag 10 people

kittiepenguin's questions!

1) Which part of Chris and PJ's Europe Saga would you have like to accompanied? (Paris, Brussels, Brugge, or Amsterdam)
Ummm probably Amsterdam just because reasons. It's kinda cool there.
2) If you could spend an entire day with your favorite YouTuber(s), what would you want to do?
Probably just help them out with making a video (yes omg) and maybe go to a youtuber party (they seem so much fun). oh and make a stupid thing trend.
3) Which would you want to be more talented in, writing or drawing? (Even though you all are talented in...like...everything )
I'm far more talented at writing. I'm not exactly shit at drawing but I'm not good at it either.
4) If you could have anything as a pet, what would you want?
GIMME A PEGASUS. Or y'know, another cat. I like cats.
5) When did you discover your favorite YouTubers?
I looked on the most watched video's page and saw Tomska's 'Holy Shit Cats'. I gradually began to watch everyone else through recommendations by friends and my youtube feed.
6) Favorite food?
My mum's curry and homemade pizza!
7) In a fantasy world, what would be your weapon of choice?
A lightsabre! C'mon I just want to swish it around dangerously and almost chop off my hands. XD
8) Phil is not on fire or Amazing Dan?
philisnotonfire!
9) Favorite thing(s) about Jack & Dean?
they make hilarious videos together! (also jean hobbs shhh)
10) Best memory involving YouTubers?
probably when tomska answered one of my questions (i wouldn't shut up about it for weeks) and when i prompted emma blackery when she forgot her lyrics! it was awesome.

kittiexuchiha11's questions!

1. Do you like reading, if so. How often do you read?
Reading is pretty much my life. I read almost all the time, mostly fanfics but I escape them occasionally to read terribly heartbreaking books. I just don't understand how people don't read, it's like not listening to music or not talking.
2. What's your favourite childhood memory?
That is really, really difficult, my childhood has quite a lot of good memories (that i find hard to remember). the first one that comes to mind is reading my fav book 'Goodnight Mister Tom' for the first time, realising that I was still best friends with Abbie (we've been friends for ten years now) and going away with brownies.
3. Do you have a best friend?
Yeah, I do. I still don't know how I got such amazing friends. There's Abbie, Morgan (samuriwarrior), Carys and Emily.
4. Do you have someone who makes you feel loved in your life?
ummm sorta? I have my friends, they're just super awesome (and really comfy cushions).
5. Do you love me? (omg you totally should)
i love you 5ever which is more then 4ever!!!1!! (no but seriously you are cool i like you)
6. Who's your favourite youtuber at the moment?
emma blackery!
7. Favourite phanfic writer or artist (can be on tumblr, Deviant art. wherever)?
omg no you can't do this to me!!! umm well have two then, the-whale-incident or sindels (tumblr) for art (also she's super nice to everyone and does doodle nights c'mon it's great)
8. Why are you even answering these questions. they're the wost questions ever?
because you asked and i was bored (also you spelled worst wrong)
9. What song can you just not stop listening to just now?
Crash - You Me At Six, Therapy - All Time Low and Weightless - All Time Low (they keep running through my head it's annoying)
10. Do you like poptarts?
i've never had them but they sound nice?
CaraCarrotCake's questions
1. Do you play any musical instruments?
umm i play the cup song that counts right.
2. What do you do when you're stressed?
panic and get more stressed out? also cry. yup.
3. Favourite colour?
BLUE
4. If you could only watch one film for the rest of your life what would it be and why?
how to train your dragon! just for the sheer amount of sass.
5. Favourite band?
bastille! omg they're so good.
6. Top 5 favourite youtubers?
Emma Blackery, TomSka, AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire and Troye Sivan
7. Favourite TV show when you were younger?
Primeval! That show was amazing. I never managed to watch the last series tho.
8. Favourite quote/s?
'no-one cares' - emma blackery and probably some others i can't remember right now. XD
9. If you could meet anyone, living or not, who would it be?
probably my grandfather on my dad's side. he died before my mum even met my dad, so i'd like to see what he's like.
10. Imagine your supply teacher is your idol, who is it and what would you do? (No stuff like "I'd be confused", what would you physically do or say)
i'd probably try and act cool, while the entire time be inwardly freaking out. XD

1. tell me your fav band!
2. you have to give up music or reading. what do you give up?
3. what time do you go to sleep?
4. what hogwarts house are you in?
5. fav youtuber of all time?
6. what do you want to change about your life?
7. if you could become the sibling of any youtuber, which one?
8. do you believe phan was real at any point?
9. got any weird quirks?
10. would you rather live near the seaside or a city?

ugh i'll tag people later

So currently I'm in ICT, and I'm supposed to be animating this short advert thing for healthy eating. But because I'm really lazy, I'm just thinking up things that would make good text posts, reading random journals from people I watch and basically putting it off far too much. So have some random updates.

EMMA BLACKERY. Okay so if you haven't heard of her by now where have you been. She's a british youtuber with a truckload of sass and is basically my fav person at the moment. I subscribed to her in december when she had just under 10,000 subs, and now she has over 150,000. Normally, I only stay obbsessed with something for about a month, but she makes amazing videos, collabs with a ton of lovely youtubers (alex day, bing etc.) and is great at responding to her fans. For example, she's reblogged my stuff (like over 10 times woah) and sent me messages on tumblr and answered me a couple of times on twitter, she just keeps drawing me back in! Helps a lot she keeps a regular update scheduel too, a new video every monday and a livestream on wednesdays. Check her out!

Why no femalexfemale ships? This has been bugging me for a while. There's quite a lot of female youtubers, and as quite a number of youtube fans are male, lesbian or bisexual, there should be more writers for these ships, right? WRONG. I honestly can't find any femalexfemale pairings, bar possibly beckyxjessica, which seems to have been abandoned for beckyxkyle (i love this pairing tho so it's okay). But honestly, why? I think I might focus on femalexfemale pairings for a bit, because honestly, they've been so abandoned. Expect some chemma (cherryxemma) and jessicaxbeckyxkyle in the future.

TUMBLR. I'm still not sick of this site, it's so much more then gifs and crazy fandoms. The bonus about this is I'm gaining quite a number of followers (just under 350!) and I can literally post everything and anything. It's brilliant! I've gotten to over 10,000 posts and gotten quite a few popular phandom posts! I'm still debating changing my name to phandom-radio or mismatched-youtubers, but for now cookielivcat is staying. You might want to follow me (hint hint)

So me and my RL friend samuriwarrior are writing a Luson story! YAY. Go check her out! samuriwarrior.deviantart.com/
Also, going to be writing some Eddsworld stuff soon too, as I've got no homework! YAY.

this was a short update. because i am lazy.

(ps i was supposed to get up an hour ago and i'm still in bed. thus why i am screwed. )

So I wrote some Doctor Who AU Phan (but kinda just friendship sorry shippers)

cookielivcat.tumblr.com/post/4…

If I get a good response (please post in the comments of here), I may write the rest. I'm not sure. But it's a super epic storyline and plot, so you should love it.

Also quick update on Give Me Love. I wrote the last two chapters of it, so I know where I'm going with this. But none of the others. So that is still on hold until I finish it. But it is being worked on. ...Who would actually read that if I brought it back?

1. Why did you join DeviantART?

I saw that the eddsworld fandom was mostly centered around here, so as I was writing eddsworld fanfiction, this would be a good place to put it to get pageviews.

2. What does your username have to do with you?
My username is one I've used since I was ten. It's a combonation of my first cat's name 'Cookie', a bit of my first name, and I like cats, so I put that it. Plus CookieLiv sounds weird. XD

3. What is your current avatar of?
A rainbow staircase. I'm too lazy to change it.

4. How many watchers do you have, and how many do you watch?

I have 50 watchers, and I watch about 100 people.

5. Do you have more than one account?

Nope, I don't see the need for another.

6. Name 3 of your favourite artists on DA.

~theflashguy , ~Sindels and ~eddsworld (and I have to list ~egophiliac )

7. What deviant do you admire because of their personality?

Too many to list.

8. How many deviants do you actually know in reality?

~samuriwarrior

9. Do you comment, fave, or both?

I alwys comment and fav. I love it when someone comments or faves my stuff, so why wouldn't I do it back? I think it's really rude to like something and not comment.

10. What do you typically post on deviantart?

eddsworld fanfics, although I'm branching out into youtube fanfics

11. Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?

I participated in one contest, and I submit stuff to quite a lot of clubs. It helps you get more views on your work.

12. What is your most popular deviation?

Give Me Love - Chapter One (views wise anyway)

13. What's your favourite submission in your gallery?

The whole of 'Nightmares'.

14. What are the things you wish you could draw better?

EVERYTHING. I wish I could draw human chibi's. That would be fun.

15. Do you have Premium Membership?

Nope, probably never will.

16. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?

I have it open on a tab most of the time. So probably six hours or something, I leave my laptop open a lot.

17. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?

Super duper fast! I hope. I'm pretty good at typing.

18. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?

Nobody really asks me anything on here. I get annoyed when people on tumblr ask me to check out their tumblr, and it has nothing to do with anything I like.

19. What is the most annoying/offending comment you've received?

There hasn't really been any purposefully annoying comments. Somebody once said there was only six parts, not seven on my fic. I never answered them because I would've exploded with anger. Honestly, I spent like two hours on that, and that's all you have to say?

Also Matt's. He kinda made me want to hide under a pillow.

20. What/who inspires you?

~tomska He's my favorite youtuber and I just really admire him for the fact he's gone through so much, and yet he still makes content. He's just amazing.

21. Do you use guidelines when you draw?

I don't draw seriously, so not really.

22. Do you associate people on DeviantART with their icons?

Not really.

23. Have you ever suggested a Daily Deviation?

No, I haven't. I don't feel like I know enough about art to do that.

24. Everyone has considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?

Umm, not really. I leave dA alone at times, because I'm busy writing or if I have no inspiration to do anything. I'm a lot more active on it now though.

(otherwise I'll forget again. like the last 15 times)

Eddsworld:
Chaptered 1901 fic - Yeah okay so this probably won't happen (To write in next twenty years)
Give Me Love - inspiration for this has all but left me (to rewrite/write lol who am i kidding it's never coming)
Annoyance - Mark has just moved in. Eduardo and Jon are a really annoying couple (To post)
Noise - Eduardo Jon smut set during Annoyance (To revise/edit)

JEAN HOBBS (accidental otp)
Affection - It's a sequel to that other fic I posted (to post)
I miss us - angst fluff dean is dumb yay (to post)
Hands - long one-shot slightly based on newest video (to revise)
Snow - in da wintertime (to post)
Tied Up - terribly written smut bonus points if you guess who got tied up or where the idea came from (to post)
Cold - the heating goes off in dean's house (to finish/write)
Dance - i lost the rest of this fic. ;n; (to finish/write)

Other: Bonding - Omegaverse MPreg Phan fic to piss off tumblr phandom. (to never write)
Distraction - KickTheStickz smut. PJ is on the phone, and Chris is annoying him (to post)

Okay so I just realised something...

I'm one away from 50 watchers. Whoa. I know that won't seem much to most people, but as someone who is still surprised anyone even reads her fanfics, this is amazing. I seriously love you all for watching me.

And also I reached 3,000 views on my deviations! That's really lovely, thanks for that.

Also I'll be uploading some youtuber fanfics RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND (because otherwise I'll forget again), so sorry to all my watchers who are only here for Eddsworld. I promise it will be back someday, just not this month (shhhhh you I'm not halfway through writing a eduardoxjon with awkward mark fic now of course not. you silly human, you)

Also you may want to follow me on tumblr (www.cookielivcat.tumblr.com) because I'm actually more famous on there then here (nearly 200 followers, like why I'm not interesting) and I post fics on there that are too short for here or that I'm not proud of (but are still probably awesome).

1.This survey gets a little personal, can you handle it?
Probably?

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
I don't have a phone currently, so skype... Vickers!

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yeah, decent lessons!

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
(skype) My best friend, and yesterday.

5. What are you excited for?
Gonna be posting a ton (aka about five fics) of youtuber ships soon.

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Probably my mum.

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Milk. ...XD
9. Have a best friend?
Yes, and I love her (in a friendly sort of way)

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
I'm afraid to let them know.

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Yes.

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Probably the dick that teased me about dating one of my friends.

13. What time is it right this second?
18:16 or 6:18

14. What do you want right now?
I want to be able to do well on my maths test.

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
With? Probably my cat. I AM A LONELY CAT LADY.

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Single like a boss.

17. When was the last time you cried?
Monday!

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
We have ups and downs, but overall it's a pretty strong relationship.

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
I trust people up to a point. I'll trust you quite a lot from the start, but I need time before I'd trust you with all of my secrets (about four years).

20. How fast does your mind change?
Depends on what the subject is.

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
You bet correct! I can function though.

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Yes, actually. I've had a good week.

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
I honestly don't know. I've tried to work it out, but I don't understand why they would do it. There's many possible reasons, but I don't think they justify cheating.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
'i need to sort out my ipod and sort out jean hobbs stuff and finish this and finish that and oh man i still haven't done any revision fuckfuckfuck'

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Looking forward to writing more fanfiction and spending more time with my friends.

26. Have you ever worn the opposite gender's clothing?
Yeah, stayed over at a boy's house once and wore some of his old pjs. ...I was 8 guys.

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
About five hours ago, at school.

28. When is your next road trip?
never?

29. Do you have someone of the opposite gender you can tell anything to?
hahahahahaha no.

30. How's your heart?
pretty good. just suffering through unrequited love here. I'll get over it.

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
so many times.

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
That's a good joke.

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Searching out Jean Hobbs fanfics to add to the masterpost.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?

wut?

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
No. D:

36. Who do you not get along with?
Most of my school's population.

37. What does your recent text say?
[17:11:47] Olivia: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
SINGING THE SONGS OF HAPPY MEN
THIS IS THE MUSIC OF A FANFICTION
IT FINALLY UPDATED AGAIN
(I'm sending my best friend tumblr text posts. :3)

38. What are you wearing right now?
my pjs and a dressing gown.

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
...I guess that would be no-one then. ;n;

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
About two months ago, my grandma made me some.

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?

Boys - Hamish, Edward, William

Girls - Zelda, Victorie, Carmen (and Zelda is a name of a character from a book I read last year, not the princess)

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
LIKE A BOSS

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
My best friend, she normally comes online at this time.

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Never!

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Sorting out my new iphone (that is actually my mum's old one that I was supposed to get for Christmas)

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
Legal? Ummm well my initials are OVG

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
No one...

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
This morning, when me and my friend said "your face, cedwyn." (inside joke) at the same time and everyone else looked really confused.

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
That is probably my worst nightmare.

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
When i tried to talk and I thought no-one was listening so I shut up. And then everyone turned around and went "why did you stop talking."

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
I'm afraid of the things in the dark.

52. Do you have good vision?
Lol no. Contacts full-time and glasses for me!

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Accidentally, yes.

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
No.

55. Are you Irish?
I wish! I love that accent.

56. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.

57. Do you have any scars?
Got about six. I am accident prone.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Not really. I can mostly understand why people do things, and that means I can forgive them.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
I wish...

60. Name the last person to text you?
Best friend, again.

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Maybe?

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
fuck caring about your appearance. yes.

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
I've never kissed anyone.

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I toss and turn all night.

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Probably kiss them.

66. Do you fall for people easily?
I can have crushes, but I don't tend act on them.

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Yep. I love my friendships.

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
uh no.

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Stay Out - Nina Nesbitt
'they think they're from the 60s, but they were born in 1991'

'so stay out tonight, and see through my eyes
stay out this time, and we'll be home by five
stay out, stay out!
stay out stay out, stay out!'

'all these boys and girls and people, looking for someone to be
all those boys and girls and people, waiting for their hearts to beat'

70. Want someone back in your life?
No, not really. I'm fine the way things are.

71. Will tomorrow be better than yesterday?
Yeah, last day of school plus a sleepover.

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
White.

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
Her name was Jennifer, we're still good friends.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Yeah, it does. I hate being lied too.

75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
I'm single, so yeah.

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Naturally happy, although I tend to be very sarcastic and oh-i-hate-the-population.

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Yeah. There is.

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
stuff.

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Emma Blackery, Jean Hobbs and tumblr

80. The first person you loved is?
My mum and dad?

81. Something terrible happened with you?
That's a stupid ass question. Everyone has something terrible happen to them.

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
"ummm sorry about this."

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
I wish I could become a well-known, well-paid author.

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Yeah, kinda.

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
Normally about fanfic ideas and what i should be doing.

86. How was your first kiss?
Non-existent.

87. What's your favorite music genre?
I like progressive house, most pop and singer/songwriter

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
Nah, they won't do it.

[] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times (Just One...)
[x] Didn't do homework more than 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class (Almost)
Total so far: 5

[]Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 9

[ ] Took pictures during school hours (When I don't have time to write those thinks on the board , and when I want to draw something at my computer and I have to take a picture before start c: )
[x] Called someone during school hours  (2 times , to my mom because I have to bring stuff to the school and I forget them)
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 11

[] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[x] Failed a class (because I talk with another teachers)
[x] Ate food during class (I don't have time to have a breakfast sometimes)
Total so far: 14

[x] Gotten a call from school
[] Been called the worst student
[x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 18

[ ] Faked your parents' signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean-counselor
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 22

Multiply by 3

Hahahah mess up all the things

Okay, so I've found some songs I want to write songfics for. Writing them down here so I don't lose them!
(ps I'm kina obbsessed with all of them)
Sleepless Nights - Megan Gore
Boy - Nina Nesbitt
Fixation - Emma Blackery
Merry Christmas, Jack Howard - Emma Blackery
All About Us - He Is We
The Pickup - H8 Seed (SimGretina)
Ferris Wheel - Emma Blackery

Also have some one-shots to clean up and post, nearly all Jean Hobbs. Also, would you guys be interested in reading smut? I might post it, if that's the case. But yeah, updates!

And incase you're interested, Emma Blackery has all her songs for free download! You should go download them, she's a really talented singer! <3

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other- $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $25

Total so far: $275

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $375

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $695

Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1295

Vision?
[ ] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[x] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $ 1320

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1850

Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Lime Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $ 2600

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

Total: 3600

I can't even remember who I got this from...

So some of you may have noticed I've posted something that's not Eddsworld. A Jean Hobbs one-shot, which I'm pretty proud of. If you'd like to check it out, it's in my gallery.

Basically, I'm going to be taking a break from posting eddsworld stuff and focus on youtuber slash for a while. Stuff like crackships, real life ships and AU fics are going to be popping up a lot more often, and I'd like to invite all my followers to find out more about the youtubers I'll be writing about.

Emma Blackery - I'm going to try and write crackships for this wonderful human, as it's a different style from my normal stuff and she also seems to like them. <3

Fantastic Foursome (danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, KickThePJ & Crabstickz)  - I have an idea for an AU fic focusing on all of them, based on a tumblr post. It will probably have a couple of stand-alone one-shots and a big main chaptered storyline. I've always wanted to try my hand at writing action, so thus this.

Jean Hobbs (Dean Dobbs and Jack Howard/OMFGIt'sJackAndDean) - This ship basically sails itself, but I'd like to make it go faster! I also run a fanfic masterpost for this ship, so that gives me a lot of motivation to write.

Tomska / thatJennyBee - Mainly shipping and/or fanfics based on his videos. I'm gonna post one tomorrow, so hopefully I'll get a good reception from that.

KickTheSticks - I have a sexy sexy one-shot written for this couple, that I really need to post. Also I want to write more for this pairing.

Phan - Only going to write this if I get motivation, which chances are I won't. There's just so much fanfiction posted everyday that it would be hard to write stuff that gets attention. But it's a possibility.

So as you can probably tell Matt found my Nightmare fanfic (and tweeted about it (maybe) 'I give up. You win internet.')

WHOOPS. I really don't know how to react to this though. Someone I wrote a shipping fanfiction about, found it? That's really weird, I honestly never thought that would happen (otherwise I would've hidden it better so you would never ever find it ever). I don't really ship the real lifeTord and Matt, I promise! I'm stuck between going "TIME TO DELETE EVERYTHING EVER.", fac-e-palming over me thinking that this wouldn't happen (wallycube seems to be the finder of creepy eddsworld stuff) and OMFG HI MATT CAN I HUG YOU I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THEY ARE HILARIOUS. My emotions are confused. ;n;

Jokes I really wanted to make while commenting back to him (that really aren't appropriate):

"Hey, at least it's high quality!"
"Oi, my writing isn't that bad, your eyes are not burning!"
"So how exactly did you find this? Hmmm?"
"O HAI GUY THAT FINDS ALL THE CREEPY EDDSWORLD THINGS."
"Thank god you didn't post this on twitter."
"So, think it's any good? "
"Yes, your eyes are hurting. FROM HOW AWESOME MY WRITING IS."
"Can you give me some tips on how to write that almost-kiss scene better? :3"
"I hope you know that you are my inspiration. For managing to discover hard to find shipping fanart. Well done."
"If you give this link to Tomska I will burn into a crisp and die from the flames of embarrassment."
"So out of all the Eddsworld shipping things, you just had to find this? SERIOUSLY."
"Just be glad it's not MattxOC. Those things are written so badly."
"Oh hey so I think you tweeted about this. I WILL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT."

I'm going to start posting observations about my life into scraps. It probably won't be related to anything much, just me being brutally honest about my friends, crushes, enermies etc. I won't be listing any names, any places or any timezones. So no worries about anyone stalking me!

It's all going to be super descriptive like the normal crap I post, but unedited and unworried about because I just want something that I can release my feelings into. I might list songs I like and why, or some books I like to read, or fanfiction I love to read too much. Just random stuff.

I'm going to confess a ton of stuff, and you're not allowed to judge me, basically.

Have some links to my stuff

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So I'm busy editing the final draft of my new fanfic and I figured I should make a journal entry to tell you guys something about it!  

It's a MattxTord centric (which instantly means a hell of a lot less views) and it focuses on the darker side of the zombeh eddisodes. The working titles have been 'fanfic time boom' 'Zombeh Dreams' 'The Nightmare' and 'Nightmare'. It's hurt/comfort, angst and romance all jumbled together, which should mean that there is something for everyone. It was only a 1,000 words one-shot, then a three-part little thing, then it went to six chapters! So far it's just under four and a half thousand words, but I think I can get it to 6,000 with some good editing and adding in little parts. You should see it up in a couple of hours, but otherwise you'll see it on Saturday. Wish me luck on editing!

Have a quick except: ---------
Matt doesn't like going to sleep alone. The nightmares creep up to him and drag him into the depths of his darkest memories, the ones that he kept hidden in daylight. He didn't talk about it to his friends. How could he? They had their own nightmares to fight, and he shouldn't concern them with his...The worst part is, he often can't tell if his dreams are reality or just dreams. The colours are vivid and the sounds more so; it's no surprise that Matt gets confused. He finds it too terrifying to sleep most nights, preferring to stare at a wall or doodle away. He'll wait until true exhaustion takes a hold of him, so that the dreams stay as dreams, and don't fool him into believing it's reality.

Matt shuffles his way towards the kitchen, half asleep and drowsy. The nightmares he had last night keep replaying on a constant loop in the back of his mind, reminding him that he can't escape them even in the daytime. His screams echo around his mind and he hopes he hasn't woken up anyone with them. He starts to make a cup of coffee, sluggishly stirring it. There's no point trying to get to sleep now. It's 6am and if he goes back to his bed, all he'll do is think about the darkness and how it could hide something that wants to bite off his arm all over again.
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(also for some reason cookielivcat.deviantart.com/ar… hasn't gotten much interest, anyone care to tell me why or read it? Thanks!)

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[ ] My favourite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz.
[ ] My favourite colour is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts.
[ ] Hollister is one my favourite places to shop. (Imah brit, no hollister here)
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[X] I love chocolate.

TOTAL SO FAR: 1

[] My hair is mostly always straightened. (Mine is naturally straight-ish, so no)
[] I usually go shopping once a week. (NEVER)
[X] I love to hang out with friends. (omg friends let me love you)
[X] I have a piece of real diamond jewellery.
[] I've gone to a tanning salon. (
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim. (WHAT SORT OF PERSON DOES THAT)
[] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl.
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly. (I'm too lazy)
[ ] I wear a shower cap. (what's the point of that?)

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[x] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic. (correct, I live in Britain and the shipping prices are CRAZY)
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me. (hahahaha no)
[ ] I wear mascara every day.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome.
[ ] I have gotten my nails done.
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[X] I love to have other people do my hair. (It's err, okayish?)
[X] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends. (HUGSHUGSHUGS)
[ ] I hate bugs.
[X] Carnivals are fun.
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[X] Musicians are hot. (YES)
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] I'm self-conscious. (sometimes...)
[ ] My room smells like vanilla. (And coconut! 8D)
[ ] I don't do sports.
[ ] I HATE to run. (RUNNING)
[X] I squeal when I am surprised or angry. (surprised, yes)
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ] I love romance novels. (f*** no)
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute.

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[X] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[ ] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day. (It tastes yummy~ >w<)

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ] R&B is the best.
[  ] Horses are beautiful.
[X] Kittens are adorable. (8D Yes!)

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[X] I write my own music.
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii. (too hot and too many sharks)
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.
[X] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[ ] I hate beards.
[ ] I love to read magazines.

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] I love to gossip.
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid.
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My showers are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's. (i love the chicken nuggets too much)

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] I have a lot of jewelry.
[ ] Much of my jewelry comes from Claire's.
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them.
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed. (ugh, i can't sleep with more then one pillow!)

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] I like the color pink.
[ ] I want to BE Paris Hilton.
[ ] I scope the room for hot guys.
[ ] I love the mall.
[X] I love the beach.
[ ] You modeled as a little kid.
[X] You love receiving compliments. (It's nice! )
[ ] You've been to a wedding and loved it. (hated it, yes)

TOTAL: 16

Below 10 = Total Tomboy
Below 20 = Boyish Sounds about right! XD
Below 30 = Not girly
Above 30 = Girly
Above 55 = Paris Hilton

So this was a book review I did over the summer, of my own free will. XD I found it hilarious though, so I'm posting it here. Enjoy! I was in a really bad mood when I did this.

Failure = R. Books

I've come up with 13 reasons I hate a book. I've read 14 pages. Uh-oh.

Oh god. This book is so crap. Let me tell you why. Also this is clearly designed as 'light reading'. I hate light reading. I want books that make me think.

1. The style. It's near identical to Jaqueline Wilson's, who writes for 7-10yr olds. I'm bloody 13! I do not need to be talked down to.
2. The setting. She's using very basic language, blaming her love for a boy on 'hormones', whining about how a dog died on tv made her keep awake, are you sure this girl is thirteen? She sounds about seven.
3. Friends. She says she only has one friend in school AND SHE'S NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THAT FACT. What the? Even I have more then that! She is a social recluse. Plus she has mentioned nothing about them. Please, give the background characters SOME personality. Or I may shoot you.
4. Her boyfriend is 'gentle' yet he beats up other boys his size. No. That is not how it works. Stupid girl.
5. 'Grown-Ups' ...They're called adults. Maybe the reason no-one respects you is that you're using language like that?
6. The adults react over-the-top. Yeah, we know your daughter has the intel of a year four, but feel lucky all she's doing is kissing him. -.- Idiots.
7. Oh wow. You must be so in love if you're blaming it on 'the hormones'. -.- NO! THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!
8. Oh wow. How mature are you, deciding which old lady has 'done it'. Then you have the nerve to complain about boys being immature.
9. Esther and Carina? What the hell? These are not normal names. Also they have no personality. :/ Sign of a terrible writer.
10. She is a mary sue. Perfect boyfriend...CHECK Friends without personality...CHECK Disapproving Parents? CHECK ...And sees herself above everyone.
I'm starting to understand why people like twilight.
11. Oh, your friend will lie for you? I'm sure she is a wonderful influence. ...-.-
12. She likes your relationship because she's romantic? Fuck this shit. Is this all her personality is? A lying posh kid who is a romantic? You're worse then MLP gen 3, and that was written for five year olds. The idea is we're supposed to learn thier personality through thier behavior. Not you going, oh she's romantic and a posh lol.
13. I hate this style. Gah. It's stupid. If I wanted a crap failure at romance I'd go watch the couples in my school for two minutes.
14. Wow. Oh girl of little maturity, rolling around on the couch is not really sexy. It's simply annoying to see you acting like puppies.
15. Wuthering Heights? No. Just no. Nobody gives a shit. You are not sophisticated.
16. WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG?!?!?! You've spent the past five pages rambling on about your day. Whoops, don't care.
17. On a good note, if shit like this can be published, my hopes and dreams of being an author is achievable!
18. XD No friend asks you to watch a video and report back to you. Does the writer have friends?
19. Oh, your boyfriend doesn't trust you enough to tell you about arguments and won't let you back to his flat? Clearly he's trustworthy.
20. Oh my god. I've never lied to mum before? What the hell are you? O.o You are a strange, strange child.
21. You really think your boyfriend left because you told him to sit up straight in a jokey manner? Wow. And I thought I overthought things...
22. Boyfriend is told he's a good-for-nothing kid because he lives in rough area. Punches boy's teeth out. ...I understand your parent's concern.
23. Oh, my friend isn't beautiful. Glasses don't hinder her ability pretty-ness, she would always be not beautiful. ....Aren't you a charming child.
24. I don't give a monkey's about your boyfriend's problems. Not a flip. Stop stating the obvious!
25. I love her friend. Little idiot what's-her-name who's telling the story, just goes, "Oh yeah, everyone there is on the drugs. And they're idiots. EVEN MY BOYFRIEND LOL!!!!" Friend is all, "Don't put them in the same corner. Everyone is unique." ...Can I have a story about her please?
26. The amount of times this makes me *facepalm* is extraordinary.
27. Now you can't even ask your boyfriend questions? Fail.
28. If her problem is, Oh noes I need to give an alibi, but doing so means I need to tell my parents I had Paul round, I will shoot this book with a bazooka.
29. Lol. She tries putting her arms round him and is pushed into a wall. Add anger issues to his list of problems. Plus if a boy did that I'd give him the silent treatment or rant.
30. A smoochy session is yuck until you fall in love? CLEARLY THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR CHILDREN!!!!! Honestly. I kid you not.
31. PURE TORTURE!!!!
32. Oh yeah, strong, silent, dumb, moody, argumentative, controlling, being girly. Clearly he is every girl's dream. -.- I hate sterotypes.
33. MAY I PUNCH THIS GIRL
34. Uses her as excuse to get off football practice. Thus she is set apon by a sixth former.
35. I'm making a bet this book turns out to be a 'how to avoid bad boyfriends' and was sent out by the goverment to stop bad hurtful relationships. Thoughts?
36.